Bio: Initial import

This patch adds a new directory containing bio strings,
currently for various fediverse accounts (matching the
<link rel=me> linked accounts from nwex.de).

Most of this is currently inconsistent, subsequent commits
will unify most strings.

bio/networkexception@blahaj.social.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException :blobhaj:"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    Pronouns: she/they
+    '#': 3 Båvingad towels, 2 Blåhajar, 1 @cynthia@smolhaj.social
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Queer german backend developer, system administrator, train-, privacy-, security nerd and open source maintainer working on various, more frequently browser shaped, projects
+
+This is my Blåhaj / shark account, I mostly just boost sharks
+
+Feel free to follow request!
+
+Main account at @networkexception@chaos.social
+
+:Blobhaj_Flag_Nonbinary:

bio/networkexception@bonk.expert.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException (shitposts)"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    Pronouns: she/they
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Queer german backend developer, system administrator, train-, privacy-, security nerd and open source maintainer working on various, more frequently browser shaped, projects
+
+I mostly use this account for (boosting) shitposts that don't fit on my main account, following this account could be considered a sort of opt in for that sort of content
+
+Feel free to follow request!
+
+Header image CC-BY @jtbx@chaos.social
+
+Main account at @networkexception@chaos.social

bio/networkexception@chaos.social.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    Pronouns: she/they (see pinned post for details)
+    Timezone: https://timezone.nwex.de
+    Hackspace: "@cccffm, @RaumZeitLabor"
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Queer (as in gender and everything else) german developer, sysadmin, train-, privacy-, security nerd and open source {distro,browser} maintainer - does Föderale Verwaltungsdigitalisierung at work
+
+Macht "Alles gleichzeitig und deswegen gar nichts"
+
+See the pinned posts for detailed pronouns and a list of my other fediverse accounts
+
+Header image CC-BY @jtbx
+
+#matrix #nixos #t2linux #serenityos #libweb #browsers #ungoogledchromium
+#markbrandis #perryrhodan
+
+:nonbinary_flag:

bio/networkexception@nwex.de.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException (personal)"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    Pronouns: she/they
+    Mate: Flora
+    Gesamtzustand: Innerhalb operativer Parameter
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Queer german backend developer, system administrator, train-, privacy-, security nerd and open source maintainer working on various, more frequently browser shaped, projects
+
+This is my private / personal account, I will only accept follow requests from people I know well.
+
+Main account (also requires follow request but conditions are more relaxed) at @networkexception@chaos.social
+
+Header image CC-BY @jtbx@chaos.social
+
+:pixel_nonbinary:

bio/networkexception@serenityos.social.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException :ladyball:"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    GitHub: https://github.com/networkException
+    Pronouns: they/them
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Developer and sysadmin working on SerenityOS's userspace and various other open source projects :potted_cactus_aka_pierce: :caret:
+
+:favicon: Co-administering https://serenityos.social with the lovely @linusg
+:serenityos_house_buildings: Main account at https://chaos.social/@networkexception
+:buggie: Currently in charge of @buggie
+
+:pixel_nonbinary:

bio/networkexception@zug.network.md

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+---
+display_name: "networkException :de_ice:"
+fields:
+    Website: https://nwex.de
+    Pronouns: she/they
+    BR: "408"
+---
+
+<!-- markdownlint-disable -->
+
+Queer german backend developer, system administrator, train-, privacy-, security nerd and open source maintainer working on various, more frequently browser shaped, projects
+
+This is my train account, I post about train stuff and my journeys
+
+Feel free to follow request!
+
+Main account at @networkexception@chaos.social
+
+:QueerCatHeart_Enby: